Sunday, May 3, 2009

I think I will sleep tonight for a change.

Sneak peak at why I disappeared for a little while. I have been a bit busy with my latest effort.

Monday, April 27, 2009

How to get thousands of followers on Twitter for free

First become a celebrity, and when the job offers finally start shrinking on you, then you get yourself a Twitter account.

Pigs, they beez safe for you

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Savored Tweet of the week

@KarlRove Look, I don't care what anybody else says, I think you did a great job with what little you had: Click here

Monday, April 20, 2009

A race for all time. Epic meets the fail whale.

@nathanreid Alright, send out a press release through CAA. @nathanreid vs @gisher Last one to 1000 followers must then follow Demi Moore.

And so it began. It's now official @nathanreid and @gisher are racing to 1000 followers. The last one to get 1000 followers HAS to follow Demi Moore on Twitter.

Please dear God will you follow me, so I do not have to read Demi's tweets? If I win I will donate my compassion to Newt Gingrich.

Look out CNN and Ashton Kutcher we are scrunging up right behind you.

Update: It has now been revealed that @nathanreid is in fact cheating with bots.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Hurling hammers

I was going to write something new, but then I remembered that in just a few billion years, all of this is toast anyway, so I decided to can it.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Top spanking tweets of the day

"Wait till you hear what she just told me about the 4 mitered corners of the apocalypse."

"Top 5 offensive things about Obama: #4 He's a politician masked as liberal’s answer to a charlatan masked as a conservative Christian."

Pontification

Why in God's name is the Vatican regularly reading my blog from multiple IP addresses? I mean nobody else is. Guess I'm not contemporary after all.